- Straight Guy: (grabs other straight guy's ass)
- Straight Guy: (licks other straight guy)
- Straight Guy: (sticks his dick in sleeping straight guy's face and takes pictures)
- Straight Guy: (sits around with 2 other straight guys completely nude playing video games)
- Gay Guy: "Hey man, your looking good, how have you been"
- Straight Guy: "You're being really inappropriate and it's making me uncomfortable"
"The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky"
Solomon Short. (via quotedojo)